
Itchy Buttholes?!
Painfully Long Erections?!
Alcoholic Mothers?!
Absent Fathers?!
Health Food Addictions?!
Adult Acne?!
Chronic Halitosis?!
Bad Plumbing?!
Faulty Wiring?!
Stinky Asphalt?!
Noisy Neighbors?!
Planned Obsolescence?!
Endless Fast Food Franchises?!
Cheap Crap Made in China?!
Spam?!
Computer Virus Alerts and Updates!?
Tele-Marketing Calls?!
Impossible to Open CD Wrappers?!
Used Schoolgirl Panties in Japanese Vending Machines?!
Being Secretly Aroused by Your Favorite Cartoon Character?!
Getting Paranoid on Pot?!
Social Awkwardness?!
Body Odor That Can't Be Concealed?!
Meaning to Fart But Shitting Yourself Instead?!
Stretch Marks on Your Butt?!
Painfully Short Erections?!
Inexpensive well-made stuff from China?!
Family Christmases?!
Lousy Movies?!
Hair loss?!
Bad teeth?!
Chronic dissatisfaction?!
Loss of libido?!
Sexual frustration?!
Back Pains?!
Compulsive Nose-Picking?!
Irrational Rage with Inanimate objects?!
Annoying Panhandlers?!
Endless Traffic Jams?!
Supermarket Musak?!
Homeowner Associations?!
Spotty Internet Service?!
Ants in the Pool?!
Whiny Children?!
Assholes Who Don't Respond to Your Emails?!
Daylight Saving time shifts?!
Dandruff?!
Semi-Pornographic Ads on the Internet?!
Compulsive Eating?!
Compulsive Drinking?
Compulsive Smoking?!
The 'In Crowd'?!
Endless Red tape?!
Liberal Do-Gooders?!
Hang-Nails?
Family Members Who Repeat Themselves?
Over-Demanding Household Animals?!
Sexually Indifferent Partners?!
Sexually Insistent Partners?!
Is it Possible, Just Maybe, That We Are Drawn to Big-Problems-Without-Solutions as a Way to Distract From the Everyday Shit That We Really Just Don't Want to Deal With?