Painfully Long Erections?!
Health Food Addictions?!
Endless Fast Food Franchises?!
Cheap Crap Made in China?!
Computer Virus Alerts and Updates!?
Impossible to Open CD Wrappers?!
Used Schoolgirl Panties in Japanese Vending Machines?!
Being Secretly Aroused by Your Favorite Cartoon Character?!
Getting Paranoid on Pot?!
Body Odor That Can't Be Concealed?!
Meaning to Fart But Shitting Yourself Instead?!
Stretch Marks on Your Butt?!
Painfully Short Erections?!
Inexpensive well-made stuff from China?!
Loss of libido?!
Irrational Rage with Inanimate objects?!
Endless Traffic Jams?!
Spotty Internet Service?!
Ants in the Pool?!
Assholes Who Don't Respond to Your Emails?!
Daylight Saving time shifts?!
Semi-Pornographic Ads on the Internet?!
The 'In Crowd'?!
Endless Red tape?!
Family Members Who Repeat Themselves?
Over-Demanding Household Animals?!
Sexually Indifferent Partners?!
Sexually Insistent Partners?!
Is it Possible, Just Maybe, That We Are Drawn to Big-Problems-Without-Solutions as a Way to Distract From the Everyday Shit That We Really Just Don't Want to Deal With?
Saturday, November 28, 2009
How About Starting With What We KNOW?