Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Get outside of your head. It ain't so bad.

"You spend too much time in your shell, Tortoise. Your head is that of a pig's and your arms resemble the loose skin of a turkey's chin. Join your fellow turtles. In community you will find another who has felt pains equal to your own. This will be your remedy," said the very young girl.


Collin said...

It gets high up above.

Snappy said...

Does the tortoise believe that it can chat online forums on his trusty laptop from the comfort of his shell, and experience what a community is? Does the tortoise have to actually physically get outside? Where to? A church? A bar?

The tortoise feels sick.